It’s not often I go into health things on here, but after the insane laughter of friends I feel the need to.  I have crushed nerves or somesuch on the side of my head (from a car wreck in 2009), leaving me with blinding headaches most of the time.  Last year they severed a few key nerves and the pain lessened by about a third.  Well, nerves regenerate and I’ve been toughing it out for months before finally giving in and going back to the doc.  I get the, “yup – looks like we’ll have to sever them again.”

So, the keen observations from my loving wife sum it up with, “My mother always said I married a numbskull.”

Congratulate me, folks, for now I “am” a punchline.